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substiel:

Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”

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kayleeseranada:

celebritiesandmovies:

The joke that Bender tells but never finishes (while crawling through the ceiling) actually has no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was supposed to tell a joke that would end when he came back into the library and said, “Forgot my pencil”, but no one could come up with a joke for that punchline.

Did they just make up this entire movie on the spot.

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theangelthatfellfordean:

that moment of intimacy with the person who adjusts your seat belt on a roller coaster

(Source: mishakoalins, via sincerelybecky)

bitch-about-it:

My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”

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Genesis 1:1, The Bible, Jesus Christ (via onedirectioncutefacts)

Thou shall stop being a fuckin’ hater
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